Assignments

I spent too much time don't know doing what.

Everyone knows that a good student starts immediately after work is assigned.

Well, I'm not a good student kay?

And now time is running out and the assignments are killing me.

Everything is delayed, postponed, procrastinated and BACKLOGGED.

Whatever.

It's alright, it's OK.

I'm Jeffrey Yan.

I'm so last minute it's scary.

I WORK MIRACLES BITCHES.

Pheww. Lepas stim a bit. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.

Not Anyone. It's Everyone.

I am so pathetic
I fly between extremes nowadays
Either I really like, or I really hate
If I'm not dying to be with you, then I can't stand you
I get paranoid

I get depressed
I am totally psychotic

One word, one photo, one badly dressed bitch walking in front of me

I explode, meltdown

I can hide in a shell for hours and hours

Sometimes that is all I want to do

But then I get so pissed when I miss out

Other times I want to run, punch, push and break
I'm beginning to sound like I'm drunk or high or just plain crazy

Whatever

Hormone imbalance

I'm So Artistic!

I just very gaybai-ly attempted to write an article on an art exhibition.

It's soooo buat-buat I tak boleh tahan. Unbelievably though, I manged to crap out the 500 words needed for the bloody thing.

Hngh, 500 words is 480 words more than what I thought I could do.

To think that there would be so many more assignments like this. Haih. My intellect feels so challenged.

Words

The funniest words I heard today,

"Good moral sex is when it brings happiness to the people doing it. Bad moral sex is when there is no happiness, no pleasure. It means you are doing a bad job."

LOLOLOLOLOL it made The World's Most Boring Class 3.5% less boring.

And the words that broke my heart,

"How come you're so thin? In my mind, you're very fair and good-looking!"

OMG the power of words left unsaid! It brings tears to my eyes, it really does! Sniffles.

Stupid, Stupid!

I'm living without a phone again. Why does this always, always happen to me?

Am I that bad at taking care of my phones? I don't think so!

Sure, sometimes I flip/slide them harder than I need to, but who doesn't?

All my phones are always so cute, but their life span is shorter than a house fly. I don't know how long flies live actually but I think I've seen that phrase somewhere so whatevs.

Am I destined to a life of cute but unreliable phones? Or worse, do I have to resort to ugly, everywhere-also-can-find phones if I want a practical one?

AHH SEDIH!

The Itinerary

Day Zero

- Went shopping. Howyee needed boots to go with her new jeggings.

- Departed at midnight. Sang in the car until 4. Arrived at 4.

- Headed off to Penang to look at all the pretty buildings when they are closed for the night.

- Ate wantan mee at a lone stall in a dark, empty pasar.

Day One

- Woke up at 3.

- Lunch at 4.

- Dress up & make up right up till 7.

- Went to Autocity to look cute and take pictures.

- 8.30. Dinner at Tao. Paid 50 bucks to eat until our stomachs explode with salmon, sushi, lamb, etc, etc and CHAWANMUSHI!

- Midnight K session @ only RM18! Wooooot lalalala~

Day Two

- Waited for The Diva to cut his hair.

- Went to Penang. Ate hawker food.

- Drove around for hours looking at Penang but no feel to stop anywhere.

- Stopped at Times Square. What a disappointment.

- Off to a cute little cafe by the beach. How very touristy of us.

- Jalan jalan at the beach. Tried to catch crabs. Camwhored.

- Off to a cafe @Gurney to look at all the Penangites.

- Went back home. Dyed our hair all the same color - Blair Waldorf brown!

Day Three

- Woke up early today. Good, cheap lunch and then off to Penang again.

- Went to Queensbay to escape the heat outside and also, to see how Penang malls look like.

- Went up a hill on Balik Pulau to see the sunset. It was 5. We camwhored KAO KAO to kill the 2 hours plus it took for the sun to set.

- Went to hawker centre @Gurney to meet parents for dinner. What is it about vacations that make you wanna jostle through huge crowds at hot, sweaty places for over-priced food?

- Went back to parents' hotel room to get ready for our night out. Daddy very shocked at the 2 and 1/2 hours it takes for us to get pretty.

- Jacqueline makes an appearance and joins us for a night of fun!

- Everybody got very, VERY DRUNK. Fun! Thankfully, we made it back to Butterworth and nope, no one had to be hospitalized ;)

- Went to the Wantan Uncle again. Some people threw their wantan mee up. Some people fell asleep in theirs hee hee.

Day Four

- Lunch and then Penang again. Everyone very tired and hungover.

- Sat at Gurney to bitch, camwhore and yamcha. Brownies very good.

- Stopped for dinner at a cafe that looked like a treehouse. Felt very Tarzan + Hang Tuah

- Went home for the final bit of packing.

- And then we start the journey home!

- Oh yeah, stopped for one last meal in Penang; Malay char koay teow that looked very attractive because the restaurant was so packed. We thought it was because it's so damn good. It's actually full because the service is so effing slow, everyone is just sitting around waiting. Nice tactic to show they very in demand, no?

- Sang our theme songs for one last time and then unlike the first night, everyone fell asleep.