Stupid, Stupid!

I'm living without a phone again. Why does this always, always happen to me?

Am I that bad at taking care of my phones? I don't think so!

Sure, sometimes I flip/slide them harder than I need to, but who doesn't?

All my phones are always so cute, but their life span is shorter than a house fly. I don't know how long flies live actually but I think I've seen that phrase somewhere so whatevs.

Am I destined to a life of cute but unreliable phones? Or worse, do I have to resort to ugly, everywhere-also-can-find phones if I want a practical one?

AHH SEDIH!