Me and My Tummy, We Got Issues

7 days ago, I came back from a very boring class, expecting it to be a normal boring day.

I took a nap and when I woke up my tummy hurts as though I was having period cramps.

Not that I know how period cramps felt like but my face looked like Cyntia when she's having her period so it must have been the same kinda pain.

Next thing I know, everything's coming out non-stop from both ends (hahah sounds so wrong), even when there's nothing left to come out.

At one point in the middle of the night, I even thought I was going to be hospitalized cuz all of a sudden I was like a Katy Perry song, burning hot and cold. Could it be H1N1? Dengue again?

I began to have extremely inappropriate thoughts about how my stay in the hospital would be, how all my friends would come and I'd be so malu malu but secretly so flattered, how people would manja me and bring me stuff, how I hated getting needles jabbed in my arm when suddenly the doctor just flipped me over and put a shot in my butt and that's it, dah boleh balik rumah. Anticlimactic betul!

The next day I was okay-er but the day after that it got bad again. So bad until I missed Cyntia's crab-eating birthday dinner! I so bersusah payah got everyone here to Taman Connaught for dinner (OK la, not that susah but still, I don't do it often) and I really, really wanted to eat crabs!

Ahem, and also, I really, really wanted to celebrate Cyntia's birthday, of course ;p

It was sooooo torturous when you are starving but everything you put in your mouth comes back up 2 minutes later.

I finally stopped vomitting and got better when I started singing @Greenbox on Friday. I don't know if other people vomitted though, that's beside the point.

By Saturday I was well enough to resume my weekly night workout sessions so the weekend was not lost! See, even viruses like to have fun instead of staying in bed all day kay.