Society Nowadays Ahhhh...

My blog seems like it's been dead for quite a long time so I'm gonna try to undeadify it by writing loads of random crap.

I really, really, reeeeallly can't find anything to write about then I realized that I am only able to write a whole load when I have something to complain about. Life's been pretty nice and easy the past couple of weeks so nothing to complain about, nothing to write about har har har. Hope I don't jinx myself saying that.

One of the few things that truly annoyed me in recent memory happened today.

I know and I respect that everyone has their right to practice their religion but some people, a small but very loud minority, totally take it waaaayyy too serious. I absolutely can't stand those hard-selling hard-preaching people who put themselves on a pedestal and look down on everybody else, the sinners, and then judge and give their opinions and advice even when unsolicited.

Ooops I kinda got sidetracked so yeah, today, these three people came to my house when I was about to go for a swim and I don't know where the main 'speaker' is from but his accent is really strange and hard to grasp. So he was telling me what organization he's from (I forgot) and could I please help him with his assignment by filling up a survey. I was like sure okay no problem.

Then I saw the questions. It was all about religion. What's your religion, do you believe in God, do you think God exists, do you think God is male or female, why do you think he created humans, why do animals have parents and all that kinda stuff. There were even like quotes from the Bible and they asked me what I made of the quotes.

So, the point is, these questions and quotes are not familiar to me, they're not about things I normally think about and the wording of the questions & answers are all rather complicated. So I was trying my best to help this fella with his 'assignment' by answering all the bloody questions and he keeps bombarding me with even more questions. Verbal ones that were different from the ones on the survey.

He asked something like, Do you believe in heaven and hell. I told him I never really thought about it. Then he said, so you're not really a Buddhist then? (I marked Buddhist as my religion) Cuz Buddhists believe in heaven and hell too. What do you know of heaven and hell? What are the teachings of Buddha? Like WTF dude am I sitting a Religious Studies exam now??? And if you keep talking and talking, how the fuck am I gonna be able to finish this stupid survey? And to top it off, his crazy accent is giving me a headache.

And he was so fucking annoying, he kept asking personal questions. At first it was okay, like where was I from. I said Terengganu. It's not like he knows seeing as he came from don't know whatever country. Then he asked what am I doing. I told him I'm still studying lah. He said no, what was I doing before they came to my house. I was like, what has that gotta do with you? I told him aku tengah online. Menyesal aku.

He then told me the second part of the assignment is to get us to watch a video and then share our feelings. So I was like, pretend to be interested, like oh when are you guys showing the video because I don't think I'll be free these few days. Then this girl took this laptop outta her bag and was like, no you can watch it now. Then I said I gotta go (and I was, I already packed my swimming stuff) and the guy was like, but you said you were online just now. Means you're free right? Means you nothing to do right? NABEH feel like kicking his fucking balls man.

Since I'm already on the topic of annoying religious people, I NEED to write down this amazing incident from a few weeks ago which I've already talked about to death but needs to be written down so it is in permanent form. LOL.

The scenario: Cast of Paranoia just wrapped shooting for the day, was hanging out at the mamak. Friend of a friend, a religious girl who leads her prayer group, walks over and asks what were we doing. So we told her the story.

Oh this guy who falls in love with his best friend got so jealous when his best friend starts dating a girl that he blah blah blah.

And she was like, wait, a guy fell in love with a guy? So he (pointing to me, since I was playing that crazed homo) is gay in that movie??? I can totally tell lor. He looks like it. I tell you ah (talking to my friend now), society now is full of this kind of people one. We really can't say anything one lor. Because ah, in public, they all look the same like normal people. At home we don't know lah....

The whole table, where there was at least 5 "this kind of people" terdiam seketika. She on the other hand, didn't even know what she just said. She just grabbed her Miu Miu bag and walked away, acting as though she has just delivered A Great Important Speech.

This 'great important speech' has now become a mighty joke among our circle of friends bwahahaha.

I Really Hope I Don't Become a Fat Bitch

Without fail, every night at 3 or 4 am I'd get the munchies.

Don't ask me why I'm still awake each night at 4 am. It's a whole other blog post.

Some nights it's because I just got back from the club, but most nights it's because ________________.

I used to be able to count on Jem to teman me yamcha regardless of whatever crazy hour it is. Now she has gone healthy, she sleeps at 11, wakes up at 8 and doesn't really do mamaks anymore.

So I gotta go out and hunt for my late-night snacks on my own :'(

So the thing is it's really frustrating because I am so sick of rotating between just the three mamaks that we have here.

Why are there no Ramly burger stalls that stay open super late? There should totally be a law that makes it a must for every condo to have a 24 hour Ramly burger stall right outside the guardhouse.

Also, why is it so hard to find a late night lok-lok van here? I went all the way to Leisure Mall pun tak ada, and there are more late night businesses over there than here. There should totally be a law to make it a must for every bar to have a lok-lok van right outside.

This late night eating is becoming like a serious, serious problem for me. I'm already planning what I'm gonna have for super-late supper for the coming few midnights. Once I satisfy my lok lok and Ramly craving I'm gonna go for Puchong wantan mee the next night and then Pudu chicken rice the following one. Yummmmm.