The Next T-Swizzle

Hungry as usual at this time of the night, we went on our nightly search for food. Tired of Malay warungs and fast food, I was looking for something different. I don't even mean exotic, all I wanted was something that I haven't been continuously eating for the past 5 days. This apparently, is not an easy feat in Terengganu at 2 something in the morning.

After an hour plus of zooming around in the car, I was about to give up and go to Perindu when I saw NAAN. Immediately made up my mind.

Anyways, the chicken tandoori there was soooo. effing. good that it totally inspired me. As in, to write a song.

For Joceline Yan.

Chicken Chicken

Chicken chicken, tastes so good.

I'm going to eat you as my food.

Chicken chicken, makes me happy.

Now that you are in my tummy.

Chicken chicken, oh so red.

Makes my mouth mastur-beh-eh-eh

Chicken chicken, at 3 am.

Mmmmmm. You are my best friend

Chicken chicken, I'm so full.

Soon enough, you'll be my stool.

Chicken chicken, now you're gone.

And so, ends my song.

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OMGGGGZZZ can you say geniuuus?! I expect some where around this time next year, I'll be collecting accolades left and right thankyouverymuch.

I even managed to apply some Gaga/Kesha/Katy songwriting genius. Don't have enough syllables? Easy, just add in random words/sounds (like Mmmm), or stutters to lengthen the whole thing out. I is so cleverz.

P.S I am not drunk by the way. However, I am contemplating blaming drunkenness if, sorry WHEN, this stupid crap comes back and bites me in the ass.

P.P.S. Joceline, thanks for being such a receptive listener. Sorry for the blood trickling down your ears when I finished.

The Crazies

Brought The Crazies out for an early morning car ride today when I sent Mummy off to work and went to get breakfast.

Just trying to get them in the car itself is a difficult task, because the moment they're out of the house, they both make a run for the outside world, to go sniff other doggies' shit and to pee in the grass and stuff.

It's so cute that they're both totally different, even when it comes to riding in cars. The moment Yuki gets in the car, she goes and lie down on the floor behind the driver's seat. She doesn't really deal well with AC and true enough, mere minutes later, she starts sneezing.

Sasha, on the other hand, is dumb like Rebecca Black. She doesn't know if she's gonna take the front seat or the back seat so she clambers up and down, back and forth, slobbering all the while.

And for her size, she's a big ol' coward. She doesn't even dare to get down from the car when we reach home. She needs me to carry her down like a baby. Yuki, she just takes one look at the open door and jumps down on her fat stubby legs. LOL.

I like how I can't see her eyes. Shoooo cute.
Look at the greedy monster eyeing my packets of nasi dagang. Back off you!

Welcome to the Club

I feel like a Bad Influence. A Wild Child. Not A Good Brother.

We sneaked Joceline into Barsonic yesterday and we all had a merry good time.

I was impressed by how well she held her beer at Beer Factory [much better than Howyee that poor thing BWAHAHA] but we all know what Long Islands can do.

Fast forward 8 hours later and her face was green and she has already filled three plastic bags with sick. She was having an epic hangover, the Jacqueline kind.

Sorry arr Mei Mei, I shoulda been gentler for your first time. Ah well, at least you had fun! And 18 is a fine age to start training your alco tolerance ;)

They played Friday at Sonic yesterday. I could see faces all around were like ZOMGWTF. We were the only ones so happy [okay maybe we were really drunk] that we went all partyin' partyin' YEAH! OMG. Rebecca Black is so stoopid she makes me happy :)