Bimbo Alert

I just did the thing that Halix used to do all the time, and which I always laugh at him for it.

I just took out my flat iron, for no apparent reason, in the middle of the night, and started straightening my hair.

Okay, there was a reason actually. I ter-saw on Facebook a photo from one year ago where my hair was longer, I had Bieber-like bangs, and I don't know if it's because Howyee edited it super nice or what lah, but my hair was like, shiny and gorgeous.

Then I looked up in the mirror. My current hair. Very. The. Hodoh. Just out from the shower and it's frizzy and damaged and curling in like 5 million different directions.

Out came the iron and I frantically tried to recapture what I fear I might have lost. Cheh wah dramatic tak habis.

My hair is much shorter now lah, so of course can't be 100% same but I think boleh kot, will do for now.

Okay... bimbo moment passed.

Early Morning Pissy Offy

Eurgh early in the morning dah irritated by the nasi lemak auntie. She put my order on hold, even though I was first, and served those who came after me because I "tengah sembang telefon" and they only wanted the biasa kind, one packet while I wanted three nasi lemak sotong's.

Firstly, you kept me waiting to layan three people, that's already three packets kay. Why can't you just do MY three packets first then? I was there first anyways. Dunno what kinda stupid logic people have nowadays.

Then she keeps saying that I won't mind because I'm talking on the phone. Like what the. I've already ordered okay. What has my being on the phone got to do with anything? It's not like I am the one packing the bloody nasi lemak. I have to stand there and do bloody nothing only you will consider serving me is it?

OMG *deep breath* not good for my heart. I held my tongue because I don't wanna let loose and ruin someone's morning, and also because the nasi lemak is good - luckily, kalau tak, habis - and I will be going back repeatedly.

Midnight at Mickey D's

Because the new house still lack certain basic necessities like the Internet, and because I suddenly went on a spontaneous 3 day trip up north AND because I have lost access to mobile devices with WiFi capabilities, I have actually been completely cut off from the online world for like, 5 whole days.

WTF that's like a lifetime in 2011. I mean like, almost all social outings in my group is planned through Twitter nowadays. What's a biatch trapped in 2004 like me to do? Haha simple, hijack Jacqueline's BB LOL.

Nah I'm actually at my new favorite McD's now. Being the freak that I am, I was only here like 4 hours ago. It's like I'm desperate to make up for lost time or something after being offline for so long. I hope the staff don't recognize me and think of me as some Wifi-hogging cheapo. It's only till they transfer the line, I promise =)

I'm still so relaxed from my mini holiday (not that there was anything stressing me out anyways haha). Still, it was super nice to disappear off some place where there's fuck all to do but eat 7 times a day. Can't believe the last time I was in Penang was like, 2 years ago? OMG I was practically a different person then, I think?

Oleh sebab takda Internet AAAND TV at home, I have been entertaining myself the old-fashioned way; old as in like 1800's. I occupy myself with books, a pet and tons of household chores. I mean, just half an hour ago, I was in the kitchen chopping onions and garlic to store in Tupperwares so it'd be more convenient when we wanna cook in the future. Can you effing believe that? I'm soooooo domesticated hahaha.

You wouldn't believe the amount of cleaning you have to do when you're staying in an entire house haha, not just a room. No kakak pulak tuh. And this is pre-renovation, where we are skipping certain parts that we know we'll re-do/knock down. It's good though, it keeps me busy.

Finally, 15 days after moving all my shit in, I have unpacked them all! Woots! Fuck am I lazy or what? There's still like maybe 2% left in paper bags here and there but those can wait until all the furniture are here :) Lagi best is when unpacking random bags, I found a couple of baju baru and a new pair of shoes ahhahahaha totally forgot about 'em.

Have been on multiple trips to Tesco and Giant and Ikea to get homey stuff for our house. There is NO end to the things you need. Like, you could go on Monday, get a bunch of things, and then the moment you reached home you'd realize you haven't got like, the companion items; like there's no place to put this on, there's no cover for that, there's nothing to put in this, some part of that is missing, blah blah blah, and on Tuesday you'd go again and then same thing happens, and you finally get everything on Wednesday pheewwww. Ini pun we've already made lists okaay.

Mummy's gonna be here in like, 8 hours! Wheeeeeeee!!!! Tak sabar sabar because there's so much to do for the new place and also, I have only done like, 20% of my CNY shopping? Hahaha can't celebrate new year without new clothes now, can we? And not only that, I also haven't replaced everything that I lost in that Dreadful New Year's Eve Incident. BIG HINT momma! Heee heeee.

Today

Today I went to Tropicana for the first time evahhh (can't believe I've been so jakun) and watched my second movie in two days. I've been wanting to watch Narnia (again, outdated!!) forever but never got around to it. Was really good IMO. You know me, I love things with a touch of magic LOL. Can't remember the last time I watched a movie for SIX RINGGIT ONLY.

Today I went to the bank to get my shit cleared up and done with and wondered why the same task can be all done by one bank in less than 2o minutes with good service to boot, offering extras here and there while another bank has taken 2 days now and there is still no news from them. It's just a matter of replacing an ATM card. Seriously, how long do you need? And I don't appreciate the passive-aggressive attitude either.

Today, I went to our new place, and for the first time I get to flash an access card at the entry and then proceed to park in my very own parking lot. And at the lifts, I didn't have to wait for people to come out so that I could go in. I have my own tag! I'm a proper resident now! Not some temporary tenant that could be evicted anytime =)

Today I went back for the second last time to try to pack everything up. It is a total nightmare; packing and sorting has always been my least favorite part of moving. You've always been better at it. Took you only 30 minutes to finish up what I did the whole afternoon. It was very unpleasant sorting things into my pile and your pile. Every single item, no matter how small, brings back a memory of you and us. And there I was putting it all aside for you to take them away. To me, this house has always been 'us' and now it's no more. There goes another part of me and you that we'd never be able to get back.

Ringing in the NY Dengan Emonya

Okay I've said what I wanted to say and to be honest, it doesn't feel like what I thought it would feel.

Where's the satisfaction that used to come from being mean?

Though, just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not true.

But on the other hand, just because it's true doesn't mean I should just put it all out there.

I mean, what's the purpose? So people can click 'like' and leave inane comments?

Can't regret though, I can't take back what has been said.

Then again, it's only as simple as clicking 'remove post' no?

Doesn't erase the sentiment but at least it won't add to the flames.

Homaigawd I'm so redundant I'm annoying myself. Bah.

Anyways, NY Resolution I intend to keep but doubt that I'll be able to: To never see or speak to you ever again.

Chehhhwah, dramatic, I know. But what the hell, I've promised myself that a hundred times before and not once has it ever worked. Can't see 2011 being any different but at least I can try. Amen.