Stalker

Since I've just only got back my access to the entire world, I've discovered that BryanBoy is here in KL, right at this moment! OMG how major is that? I want to go stalk him at all the fashion places! OMG OMG. Fashion Week at the Garden most probably right? Who knew that the state of Malaysian design is fabulous enough to attract BB?

Welcome me back bitches

Weee heeyy back in KL again! Hello blog, hello Internet (I know I was on vacation but I have felt sooo disconnected), hello ENGLISH (oh lord how I missed the English language), hello unrude people (just stupid) and hello relatively inexpensive food!

Although I'm currently sleep deprived with super chapped lips and dry skin it's all sooo worth it and then some cuz the trip was just AWESOME :D

A HK blog post would be super long, sorta like the KT one which took ages so malas lah I wanna write anything lengthy at such an early hour.

I'm currently sitting at McD's and have been sipping Coke for hours and will be doing so until the earliest bus to Sentral is here. OMFG can you say bloated? At least I'm buying something and even though I've refilled for 651 times it's better than just sitting for free right? Photo-editing would definitely make time pass much faster but none of the photos have been transferred yet and there is soooo many you won't believe it. Satu ribu hopefully? Heh heh heh.

YES!

Escaped the tyranny and now back in KL! Woohooo~

It is such a bitch to clean up the room, unpack KT clothes and then pack for the next trip but I did it! With lots of time to spare. I napped twice today. Could you tell I was bored?

Thank the lords that my first night back in Cheras is far faaaar from boring. It was the first time that Fairy came here instead of me going to GK and the ever-FUN Seven Sisters were here too! Yayness! Sometimes I think we are soo talented. I mean, I've never really seen a bunch of people that somehow manages to walk, talk, eat, scream, laugh and pose in a crowded pasar malam all without losing each other. LOL.

On a sidenote, I do not understand girls who put on full make-up, heels and the clothes they think are soooo fierce just to get pushed around in a smelly, sweaty, crowded place. I laugh at them behind their big lala hair.

Tomorrow is shopping day! Sexcitedness :D

Self-lovin'

Whoops neglected blog. But what to do, I do not have the privilege of blogging about Kenji's birthday, or Seline's birhtday or Sheryl's farewell or whatever anything that seemed really fun. LOL I sound really really bitter but that's because I've missed out on so many funtivities it feels like I've been eliminated from OHF. Sobs. Hello please tell me that you love me thank you mwah.

Anyways, I guess I'm unique like that because while everyone else is busy doing their work / study thing, I found new camwhore material. I have been deprived of serious self obsession for far too long. Me and my sis were melepaking at THE playground one night and saw this super net thing and I knew immediately I must use it once as a camwhorterial. Anyways on a totally different topic, while we were at the playground, several rempits whistled at me sis. Oh gosh I guess she's a woman now! How fast they all grow up! LOL

Back to camwhoring, I made my sis promise to be my photographer so we came back again another day, really really early. Like 7 something. Cuz we wanted to take some sunrise shots and also, playgrounds get crowded at every other time of the day. Heheh. We took a huge load of photos but because there were too many, posting 'em all would make me seem like a SUPER SELF OBSESSED TAK SEDAR DIRI SLUT so I just tampal-tampal them together. I was supposed to post them earlier today but thanks to a horrible incident, it was postponed till now. Ta Dah!

OMG I gotta love my sister for this. She stood there for god knows how long while I hang myself on the nets and tell her where to stand and how to shoot. That's how good younger sisters should behave. LOL. Owe you a meal at McD's kay? xoxo.

I also wish I had brought fiercer clothes back to KT and also... I wish my sexy bitches SINtia and Howyee were here! We could all hang on the nets together and like, drape leopard print cloth all over it or something and be fierce to the max. LOL. But of course, it's a very public playground.

After we had enough we wanted to go home and have breakfast but halfway we saw this cuuuute little bridge that was very hidden. It starts from nowhere and leads to nowhere but I thought that maybe we could get a couple more photos from a place like that so off we went. Hehehhe.

The bridge was just okay but we found something even more inneresting. Construction pillars that sorta kinda look like some ancient ruins. Camwhore time woohoo!

And because I have far toooo muuuuchhhh free time on my hands here in KT, I played around with my photos and came up with these! Hehe I have absolutely zero knowledge in Photoshop crap so I used the most basic-est, primitive methods and the results are very amateurish. But I think they're kinda cute for a beginner, RIGHT?

HAR HAR HAR I just lurrrve myself. Too bad there's someone I very much DO NOT love at this moment ugh.

Today I'm A Construction Worker

All thanks to some stupid lorry driver who can't bother to read addresses or possibly, do not know how. Daddy and Mummy wants to re-do our fences and so they got these pillars which were supposed to be sent to our house couple days ago. Too bad for me the lorry driver sending the pillars saw our neighbour's house first and because they were also doing some major renovating to their place, the driver must have thought, 'Oh hey look, renovation work. Pillars must be for them. Let's drop these shit here' and off they went.

So yesterday my dad asked me to go move the pillars to our house and obviously, I thought he was shitting me. Obviously, right? Those motherfuckers are made of cement, and there are nine of them. Well, he wasn't. He got back from school today and was all, OK let's go get them pillars.

That led to a one-hour slaving session under the scorching 2 o' clock sun going back and forth between my house and my neighbour's carrying cement pillars that felt like a hundred kilos each. Look, I have no problem with hard physical work every once in a while but there are two things in this situation which totally pisses me off.

First, the people sending the pillars screwed up, so why the hell can't my dad just asked them to clean up after their own fucking mess? It's totally their fault in the first place and our right to call them up and get it done correctly. Or else wtf are they getting paid for? Most times my dad just have this serious problem for asking for his rights when it comes to proper service while I fully believe that if it's your job to do something, then get it done right, or I'll rip you a new one. Like in restaurants, if the staff mess up your order or something's wrong with the food, why would you just shut up and take it? It's gonna spoil your mood for the entire meal. You can just ask nicely and they'd solve everything for you and if they're being major bitches, there's always the manager ;)

The second thing I HATE is working fully clothed in the fucking sun. Don't get me wrong, I love the sun. But only when I'm at the pool / beach, getting myself all nicely brown. I hate it when I've been out in the sun like just now cuz I KNOW that I'd get this horrid uneven farmer's tan. Like, my lower arms, my neck, my face are all gonna be one shade and there'd be this stark contrast with my upper arms, my torso and my legs which are all gonna be a lighter shade. UGH. No one appreciates the hard work that goes into a fab, even tan. Thank the gods I'm in KT right now so I can start all over on my brown-ness :D

My Daughters Don't Get Along :(

So today being like any other day in my life where excitement is something only found on TV, like everyday since I've been back in KT I gotta find something to entertain me. Since Yuki and Sasha were both nice and clean today my mom decided to take pics of them as screensavers for her new phone. Oh Lord it was disastrous and funny as hell.
Doesn't it look like a death match? Well that's what it was in the beginning. Sasha couldn't stop bothering Yuki; she was poking her and jumping up and down and Yuki was giving her this look, like WTF is wrong with your brain kinda expression which looks super funny on a dog. Eventually she snapped and chased Sha all over the place and Sha just ran like a coward LOL. After many tries we still got some alright pics though :)

Anyways I finally went to Zie's tonight and I brought my little sister. No, it's not cuz no one else is here! It's because I'm a good, caring brother, KAY? And she was nice to hang out with cuz we were both MEAN and made fun of all those stupid CHWS baby losers. BUT...the thing that I've been trying to say is that Zie's have raised their prices!! A 2.50 milkshake is now 3 bucks! I am absolutely broken hearted!! Mourn bitches.

MORE Nonsensical Rambling

Since I missed Grandpa's funeral couple weeks ago, today was the first time I went out to his grave. It was a real long drive there but the place was really nice and windy, like a scenic spot for a picnic and totally not the kinda dark, creepy place you'd imagine graveyards to be. Well, maybe it's because it was 2 in the afternoon but yeah, we were able to sit and talk in a totally non-morbid way. (Just to be clear, 'we' refers to me, my mom and my sisters kay?)

Anyways I've decided that when I die I want to be placed in a coffin that resembles a giant Louis Vuitton luggage trunk or if I'm cremated, the ashes will be placed in an LV Damier Canvas urn. At first I wanted a dramatic send-off by being floated off to the middle of the sea during sunset on a raft but then the thought of my beautiful self being bitten by fish and bloating up and then washed up on a god-forsaken island somewhere is just too sad.

Okay, enough talk of death and all this nonsense. I'm freaking myself out. I totally have too much time on my hands and this blog is the evidence of that.

Reasons for Having a Blog; Airing Pointless Opinions

How can it be that I can stand on a podium and dance from 12 till 3 in the morning and not feel a thing but I run for less than an hour and my legs still hurt 24 hours later?

BTW Harry Potter is my new best friend that will get me through my weeks here without dying from boredom. With Twilight the movie coming out soon I should be finishing off the series instead of re-reading HP but seriously, they may call Twilight the new Harry Potter but it sure isn't Harry Potter. Enjoyable, but not even half as fantastic.

I just realised that there isn't a single decent place in KT where one can get CDs. So is this an indication of how sad the music industry is that no one is buying CDs anymore or does it reflect the sorry state of development here?

Random Ranting

Obama won! Isn't that like the coolest thing ever? I know it's totally none of our business; at least politically. In a symbolic sense it'd be all about change and hopes and daring to dream and believing in fairytales and talking to magical creatures and all that.

I do not know what's gotten into me but lately I've been sorta-kinda-semi interested in things political and that's so weird cuz it's so not me. Is this what people call being un-shallow-ish and caring for things other than what leggings Lindsay is wearing on her date with Sam? OK, I haven't been following the candidates' every single debate and stuff and the thing that sticks out in my mind the most is Tina Fey doing Palin but still, I know more than I thought I would, so yay me? LOL.

I'm not all about foreign politics kay, I'm very in touch with all the endless drama known as Malaysian politics too. In fact, I find childish politicians hurling accusations and insults at each other and talking cock to the press highly amusing.

OMG I used to think politics were the domain of cabbies just like I used to think that mahjong were for loud aunties with bad dye jobs. I've changed my mind about MJ (I LOVE it now!) so yeah, I also no longer think that only taxi drivers go all political-ish :P

Speaking of cabbies, I met one last night who gave me hope that no, not all taxi drivers in KL are rude, conniving, money-grabbing speed freaks. I wanted to take a cab to the LRT station and then take the LRT to the bus station but upon seeing me with bags and all, the driver asked me where I was going so I told him I was taking the bus back to KT and he asked which station, I said PWTC and then he said he could send me there for 6 bucks. I was like, WHAT? 6 BUCKS? UR NOT SHITTING ME? Can ya believe it, the guy only charged me 6 bucks on a 13 dollar trip. Said he was heading into KL anyways to meet some friends and stuff. That was hands down the nicest cabbie I've ever met!

So I reached the station waaay earlier than planned. At first I wanted to go kill some time by getting a milkshake and fries at McD's but then, I just started my new Save Cash, Lose Weight plan so the bus station cafeteria and its much cheaper and less fattening Milo Ais would do. LOL. Also as part of the Lose Weight part of the plan, I went for a sunrise run this morning. Fuyooh semangat, tidur pun belum dah lari 45 minutes! Hahahah my legs are so friggin stiff now but it's okay cuz super flat tummy here I come! LOL

Anyways I'm pissed now cuz it's not even 24 hours since I got back and I already have one argument under my belt. I admit I'm partly at fault but it's amazing how some people never see anything from a perspective other than their own, only believing what they've already set their mind to believing and getting all pissy and rude on something I don't think they're very informed about at all. So hard to just bite my tongue but if I didn't it will definitely set off an epic screaming match. UGH

Thank the gods I had a super fun last weekend in KL before I came back here.

OBLQ + GreenBox + RedBox + My Sexy Bitches + Sean Paul + D = Very Happy Jeffrey! :D