Good to be Back :-)

There are many small things and comforts here that make me go aaahhh puas.

Like today, I was very buat2 lah, since I bought many things at Giant the other day so I wanted to goreng some for Joceline. Kononnya very loving lah.

In KL I would have to do a hundred things first. But here no, things like onions are all already nicely chopped up. There are so many utensils to choose from, I don't need to min keong use the wrong one cuz it's the only one available like using pot to substitute for kuali or something. I don't have to jimat jimat when it comes to ingredients, like pour lah all the oil I want or whatever.

And then after I goreng something, I can choose from so many sauces and condiments to go with it hahaha. In KL if we're lucky someone tapau-ed something back from McD then we have leftover chilli sauce in packets to use lor. If not then too bad. But at home, I think there's like 5 different kinds of chilli sauce alone. There's even something called horseradish sauce. Sounds so freaky wtf is that?

And best of all, after I cook grandma usually still wanna cook so yay, I don't need to scrub those bloody oily pots and pans! Har har har.

Shitttt I sound so auntie lah. WTF *depressed*

Anyway every evening usually I'd take a walk with either Joceline or Sasha (sister & dog respectively, they're interchangeable HAHA) cuz if not there'd be no exercise in my life here AT ALL.

So for the past two evenings, I've seen the most random things during my walk.

Yesterday Joceline and I strolled down to the neighbourhood near ours and we were walking when we suddenly saw these two cute bunny rabbits. Like, soooo random. And, soooo cute. I mean, we always see dogs and cats, chickens, goats, even cows but rabbits? Out on their own, hopping around, eating grass. Awwww. One of them kept trying to fuck the other one but she wouldn't have it. She kept hopping away, all the while with grass in her mouth. LOLS! Food is more important than sex, yo!

Then today, I was out walking Sasha when I saw this very little boy who had strung like 10 plastic bottles together (those large 5 liter kind) and was dragging the bottles behind him as he walked. WTF. When he passed us, he beamed, like seriously BEEEAAAMED at me and said

"Your dog is so pretty!"

and I was like, awwww. And then he said:

"The hair is just like yours"

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I zha dou and terdiam seketika. Guess that's a sign that my hair needs rebonding asap. LOL. In case anybody forget, Sasha is the curliest-haired Schnauzer that I have ever seen, so yeah, rebonding, I need.

Am I Pregnant?

Cuz from the way I'm eating, I bet anybody would think that I am.

I've been chowing down like a crazy person.

Ever since I got back, my mouth hasn't stopped munching and chewing and biting things.

It's like I've been starved for weeks and finally there's food glorious food.

I find myself raiding the fridge every 15, 20 minutes and the things inside that fridge and in my whole house I tell you, are soooo unhealthy!

I would start off with chocolate cake, and then mooncake, and then candy, and then cookies, and then ice-cream, and then chocolate, and then peanuts, and then peanut butter (scooped straight from the jar hehehe), and then cookies again, different ones this time, and then milk, and then juice, and then lain-lain flavor ice-cream some more, then different candy pulak and then REPEAT. Sometimes even worse, I would eat Milo right out of the tin. Hehehe guilty pleasure sangat!

Even when I went to the supermarket, all I took was unhealthy, fatty snacks and the like. Oreo! Cookies & Cream ice cream! Chocolate milk! Donuts!

Why? What is wrong with me? I don't wanna go back to KL a fat bitch. I still wanna fit into my leather pants and stuff.

I thought coming back home was supposed to be like rehab, making me all healthier and shit.

The opposite pulak happened.

I'm becoming like Jem, sleeping patterns all fucked. It's 6.28 in the morning now, I'm still not asleep. Same thing yesterday.

Wanna know what's on my mind right now? What food I'm gonna buy at the pasar Ramadan later. Lord help me.

Anyways, pasar Ramadan! Hooray! Can't wait! I look forward to it every year hahaha I'm so glad to be back =)

I swear I'll run a bit to keep all that bloody food off hehe ;)

OMGFML

After hours and hours of rushing like mad to finish my assignment, I finally finished my part.

I was like phew, finally, can exhale.

Then I discovered that OMG I still need to edit and correct my partner's part.

Nevermind no biggie. Took care of that. Finally, everything really done. I'm happy cuz it looks so pro =)

Then I discovered, the broadband that was working just fine FIVE minutes ago is not working now. How can it not work now???

Maybe it's my computer punya problem so I tried Jacq's laptop. Also cannot.

But it was working fine on that laptop too just now!

After 30 minutes it decided to suddenly work again.

I'm like yes finally! I can get this shit over with.

It worked long enough to bring me to Hotmail, long enough for me to log in, long enough for me to delete the junk and then when I clicked on 'New' to send off that bloody thing, it stopped working again.

PUKIMAKKNNMCBMCHTNM!!!

Walked lah in the cold [cuz I'm at Awana btw] to the hotel lobby to try to use their free computers + internet hoping please please please God let them be working fine.

Well, they are working fine. I am here right now writing this blogpost on the free computer + internet.

So what's the catch?

Well, the CPU's locked inside a case meaning, no port for me to cucuk my USB drive into, meaning even I can access my email pun I got nothing to mail.

Bloooooddddyyyy heeellllllllll laaaaa whyyy the fuuuuuck is this happppppeninnnggg??????

Right now I got several options;

a) Go back to the hotel room and wait for the bloody thing to work again.

b) Go back to the hotel room, grab the keys and:

b1) Drive up to Genting to find CC

b2) Drive down to KL to find CC

c) Wait until morning, drive down to KL, print the assignment and hand it in myself

d) Kill myself and die

Option (d) sounds pretty good right now.