HSM Round 2

I thought yesterday was going to be a no-plans day since I was in cold, lonely, empty Cheras all by myself but then the night before, was chatting with Sean Paul and they tiba tiba suggested to go to MidValley the next day to watch HSM3. WheeeEE~ excited lah what else. Plus, it was like our first real outing somewhere. Before this was just makan makan and pasar malam and study nights at McDs. LOL.

The second time around watching HSM was just as fun, cuz I had memorized all the songs but then sadly, I was the only one cuz it was Sean Paul's first time watching so I was the only one making all the noise in the whole entire cinema. Ooops malu betul.

The thing with going out with new friends is, like they still don't know how I really am (eeesh men-cliche-kan betul) cuz most of the time with people I just kenal, I'm like this sweet, shy thing, don't even dare to open my mouth and all. Mwahahha AS IF. Then bila dah kenal and more rapat, OMG terkejut beruk usually when people see me mencarut like no one's business, mencaci tak henti henti and just generally being loud and siao. Have to like, take it slow, cannot sekali go OOC to the max, people yang tak pernah experience boleh heart attack. But I think with Sean Paul, the time it takes from Quiet Me to become Mean Me is super fast dy, almost like a 180 thing. I remembered last time with OHF, it took one whole long semester and then sem break before my belang all came out. LOL. Pauline finally saw the mean side of me which Seline is always describing. Haahhaha ;P

Anyways I'm glad Sean Paul and I went to watch HSM cuz now the total amount of people on my MSN contact list with HSM-related personal messages have risen to 5. LOL kelakar betul la.

This weekend's plan supposed to be minimal except for one fabulous Saturday night cuz I'm really broke and I really don't want to ask the folks for extra cash and I really really really want this gorgeous pair of purple shoes I saw at Puma ahhh !!!

A Very High School Weeekend

Finally watched HSM3 last Friday night! Joceline came down just for this 'special occasion' and luckily HowYee and Cyntia also terkena the HSM craze just a couple of months before the third one premiered, so there was one whole bunch of us who were really really siao about it. We tried buying tickets waaay in advance but they only have it 2 days before screening. All of us were sooo sexcited about it we decided to wear East High colours to the movie. I wanted to do a Ryan but couldn't find a nice hat at the last minute. Anyways, hats are sooo HSM2 Ryan. Apparently, HSM3 Ryan is all about BOOTS. Fierce. We also tried to memorize all the lyrics to the songs which Joceline and HowYee have downloaded WEEKS before so that we could all sing along, like a real musical! LOL :D

And we really did. I think we were the noisiest ones in the entire cinema. The moment Zac Efron's face popped up on screen I could already hear J and HY screaming and ooooh-ing and after that, we sang along to almost all the songs. Hahahha we'd be annoying if we weren't so cute. LOL kidding. I pity the poor people who sat beside, in front and behind of us. Hahhaha but our enthusiasism was infectious kay, cuz at the end of the movie everyone also started to bising bising, clapping and cheering and singing. LOL. Maybe it was just our echo?

We even spent like 20 minutes camwhoring outside after the movie ended. Here, we were trying to do the "graduation jump" thingie.


We took so many shots, but it was all soooo cacated cuz most of 'em came out either blurry or we've already landed / just beginning to jump, resulting in fugly pics. The last pic was the nearest to perfect cuz it was not blurry and we were all mid-air, BUT... all our faces couldn't be seen. Me and HowYee was because we jumped too high and Cyntia's face was blocked cuz of HY's giant hand. Bwahhaha.

Tired, we decided to just take normal and lame stand-in-front-of-the-poster kinda pictures.

Oh look! A West High bitch amongst us! EW!

All of us are in luuurrrve with High School Musical and we are so gonna catch it again next week once we memorize every single word of every single song! LOL. In fact, we're soo in love that this morning when I signed onto MSN, Cyntia's, Joceline's and HowYee's personal messages were all lyrics from HSM3 songs. Hahahha talk about obsessed.

The next day was Karaoke Night since it's been months since we last went, I think. It was kinda disappointing cuz even though it's been so long since we went, there weren't any new songs and there's only so many times you can scream along to 'Since U Been Gone' before you go blerrhhh. Doing things with friends is always super fun though, don't get me wrong. Got to see Irene, which was rare, and got to take my lil sis out to sing in the middle of the night, which was a first! Just that for almost 40 bucks, I could think of other things that are much much more fun-er. Like, clubbing, for instance. Heh heh heh. God I'm desperate for that.

Doing Lady Marmalade I think.

Speaking of alternative entertainment options, the next day we totally found a great new way to have fun without burning cash. Heh heh. Cuz it was another long weekend AND the end of the month AND we've been playing to the max lately, we were broke and after sending me mom and sis off at KLCC, we were thinking of where to go that doesn't involve spending massive amounts of money.

Anyways before I continue on with what I was saying up there, something really funny happened when we were about to leave KLCC. One of the windows in Tia's car couldn't be rolled up and we were seriously panicking so we went back to GK cuz we don't know where else to go. Too bad that all the mechanics there were closed by that time so we just drove around blindly looking for car repair workshops. It was at this one workshop called Brothers that our dear HowYee found her future husband and career. He's called Brother Tiger and she's gonna be the lady boss of Brothers, going under the name of Tiger Lady. Woot! Brother Tiger was soo taken by Tiger Lady he gave us a 5 dollar discount on a 15 dollar job AND... asked for her number! Major LOLness.

So back to the point, the low-cost entertainment which I was talking 'bout is sunset at Titiwangsa Lake! Since we were so broke, we decided to just go lepak at the park. And whaddya know, just drop us someplace beautiful with a camera and we'd be happy entertaining ourselves camwhoring till the sun goes down (which was what we did, taking pics till it was dark!) I think this only applies to us seeing that we are such major camera sluts. Other people, like my sister would put on their running shoes and jog but oh no, not us. We need other people to look at us by posing and snapping away like silly. Bwhahahaha!

HSM-inspired.

Lan romantic.

The oh-so-sad-waiting-for-my-husband picture which seems to be a MUST for each of our shoots hahhaha!

Lately I've noticed that my blog is becoming some sort of glorified report with pretty pictures and I don't know, that doesn't seem to be the original purpose of why I'm writing. I started a blog to just bitch and rant about things in general but on one hand, I absolutely cannot stand all those emo shit and lets-talk-about-my-feelings kinda posts so, yeah I don't expect I'll become all deep and substantial all of a sudden. I'm fine with being Superficial Me at the moment. Why let everyone and anyone read your inner-most thoughts right? LOL this was SUPER random but yeah whatever. I don't give a damn about making sense. Hahahahaha

Aku Mula Menggatal

I miss HowYee and Cyntia, my co-stars in the 'reality show' that is our life! OMG it's been 2 weeks since I've seen Tia and 1 week since I last ber-kay-poh with HowYee but it feels sooooo long cuz we usually trade our bedtime stories every single weekend.

I miss my sluts Nasa and Yewei! Always tak jadi kalau nak berplan plan with them, what with Yewei's overachieving super busy schedule and Nasa's online business and millions of ahem, 'buddies'.

I miss OHF too! Babi betul got outing when I'm not here. Who's the next person to get the fuck outta KL? I wanna main main farewell party too!

Anyways..... Exams are finally OHH-VER! I'm free to party like a rock star! LOL cheesy. Now that my super long sem break is finally here, I'm keeping my post-TARC, pre-UCSI schedule, which means I'm basically doing nothing! For the first few weeks anyways. Who knows, the laziest bitch in KL might finally get a job or something. But for now, I'm open to whoever who wanna ajak me out for whatever reason cuz I wanna main kao kao! Just takut tak cukup duit ngan kaki jer hahahaha. Currently only got plans for this weekend and then cloobing plans with Chelvina. Gimme gimme more more more~ LOL

Euphoria

Tengok nama tu. Jangan kena tipu tau. It wasn't euphoric at all. LOL. The club I mean. Spending time with gilarr friends always is! Hahahha

Last Thursday I finally met up with CAS after god knows how long we haven't gone out with each other. I remembered the last time we went clubbing was.... when I was in my "radical" hair phase, so that was like, 8 months ago? After that we only saw each other when terserempak in college and after I changed schools, lagilah susah nak jumpa. Especially with their schedule last sem. This outing pun kita dah plan entah braper lama baru jadi heheh. OMG I MISS YOU ALL MWAHH!

So we've heard la all the nice nice things and the hype about MOS Euphoria so kita pun pergi jenguk jenguk larr.

Camwhoring in the car while waiting for Naomi. My arm looks freakily man-ish. LOL
In the club. Sorry for cutting out half your head, Naomi! Hee Hee Si Sab tu berjoget dengan gembiranya~~ LOL

Anyways we reached kinda late, like close to 1. Place was huge and the tempat pun cantik, orangnya pun cantik cantik belaka heheh ;) But then sayangnya, the music and the DJ was so... I wanted to say cacated but then maybe it's just my taste that's retarded kut. It was not danceable at all. I felt like I was attending some headbanger rock concert and everyone's just either jumping up and down or walking around. After trying to dance for like an hour plus, we gave up and just wandered around, taking purdy pictures.

Sluts in Action! WoooOOO~
The glass bridge thingy which Sab and Audrey couldn't stand on cuz they were wearing skirts. Too bad, it made for a nice picture hahaha
Cherry dyed her hair red before going. Hahaha it was the wall actually. And we were the only two who were so damn bersemangat to camwhore every chance we got.
@Murni, hungry like fuck after clubbing.

After the whole thing has ended, I realized that... I need more of this! Memang tak cukup! Luckily Cherry already 'chup'-ed me so we're definitely going out again (right???) sometime next week right after I finish my finals! Yay :D

Last paper tomorrow lalalala after that HSM3 (!!) lalalala karaoke movies clubbing lalalalala happiness!!

Sad Times, Violence, Death, Exams

Is KL on a mengganas spree lately? I've heard 2 cases of extreme violence and cruelty lately that are sooo menggelikan that you'll be terrified of going out. You hear these kind of things on the news all the time but when it happens to someone you know, you'll be like, Whoa what's wrong with the world?

So, first case happened to my Dad's Friend. He was out and about on his bike as usual when another bike crashed into him. Naturally he fell and it seemed like just another accident, right? Wrong, cuz when he was about to get up, another bike came and the biker was with a parang, slashed his arm, left him all bloody on the road and then they all made off with his cash and stuff. Like wtf? And people just stood and watched. Last I heard, it was critical. The injury was so bad his arm needs to be reattached.

Second case happened to my very own D, the poor thing. D was in Jalan P Ramlee for a drink with friends and then his friend sent him back. So they were in his friend's car somewhere in front of Beach and the road is narrow right? So one car came and squeezed into a lane that was meant for one car, D's friend didn't want to give way and so both cars ter-scracthed each other. This was minor, but then when it was time to move again, both cars wanted to go first and they scratched each other again. This time, the other driver came down and he had a whatchamacallit, a tire jack or something? in his hands and was waving it all around like he was gonna beat someone up. So D's friend was like, I'm not gonna get out if you be holding that shit in your arms and the other driver was like, If you don't get out I'mma smash your window. D's friend didn't give a shit, tekan minyak and go and the guy really smashed the front window. So they pun pecut and run till somewhere in front of Rum Jungle and the road was blocked cuz it's under repair. They had to slow down and out of nowhere, the guy already has all his gang and cronies on bikes and they surrounded the car and smashed it with helmets and whatnots. All the windows were smashed by now. So they can't do anything else and sped off and all those hooligans on bikes gave chase. They were chased all over KL for hours. When they were at a toll, D's friend accidentally entered the wrong lane, which was closed but they couldn't slow down or reverse to change lanes cuz all them bitches were right behind ready to attack so they just barged through, breaking the pole in half. Total WTF moment. Again, everyone who saw it happening just treated it like an entertaining gangster movie in motion. They finally lost them at 4,5 something, went to lodge a police report and then went to the hospital. D's arms all penuh with scratches from the shards of glass. Babi, so sakit hati.

And 3 days ago, my family called. My grandfather has passed. Finally free from the burdens and pains of the physical kind, may peace be upon his gentle soul.

I wish I could be with the rest of my family in grievance and pay my last respects at the funeral but that is not to be because the finals start today.

And I am fucked because Written Discourse is such a bitch.

I Do What I Think You Like

Last Saturday we decided to go to Bangsar since we all kena nombor the last week, so got extra cash to go main and shopping. HowYee and Cyntia were working half day so it wasn't till like, 6 that we got there. It was cloudy and beginning to rain and we were like, macam mana jalan? So we hid inside a Madam Kwan's and ate sooooo much. It was so comfy and warm with the rain outside and our entire table full of super-large portions of great Msian food heheh. Terpikir balik also hungry. When we finished we were bloated like hell so thank god for all the stairs in the boutiques there.

Since the shops all close at 9 plus, we had no plans for later that night. We were thinking of watching a movie, or the most extreme pun go karaoke only. But then, tetiba Irene call and deng deng deng... suggested her fave activity; going up to Genting! Apa lagi, on la, since it was sooo much fiercer than our original plans. LOL. We reached quite early like around 12, compared to previous times going up there when we usually reach like around 1 or 2. So maybe cuz it was still early and a Saturday night, it was bloody crowded. Wanna find somewhere quiet to just talk and camwhore also takde. In the end, we paid 8 bucks each to go up on the Rio Float thingy cuz nowhere else to go camwhore. LOL. Dedicated camwhores macam tu la. Mati mati also find somewhere to take pics.

The ride was super short then after that we were just wandering around the whole place aimlessly cuz we didn't have a destination. Basically it's what you could do in any KL mall, but because we were sooo much more fab (or boh liao) we went to Genting to do it. Hahahahah! We were just walking around, taking random pics... such as this:
Beat aeroplane. Heheh read that in Chinese ;)
Our drinks in do-re-mi glasses.
Sat down in Coffee Bean to pok pek. Our drinks and our mouths were huge so we sat there very long to finish our drinks and chat. After that we started wandering around outdoors cuz we already finished kai kai inside. Besides, outside was really really cold so there was mist everywhere. Which resulted in cute pics like this:

Midnight in Paris, no?

We then ended up in the garden which we ALWAYS end up at. But the difference that night was it was soooo full of people whereas usually it's empty and we can lie on the floor and talk and scream and laugh or whatever.

See! Got people pretending to be romantic, pak tor under the lamp post! LOL actually it's just me and HowYee berposer-ing but then if I didn't say, can't tell right? Bwhahahah! But the garden was really bersepah with couples. Making out! Ugh. When we reached there was this couple who was making out ferociously on a bench. Like kepala dan tangan bergerak in all directions kinda make out. I accidentally 'OMG' very loudly, omg so paiseh but then they did not react at all. 10 minutes later they still making out. Damn pro, no need to breathe one.

Cuz there was nothing else to do, the model-wannabe in me decided to camwhore again. Forced Cyntia to photograph me while I work all the super weird poses. There was the I Need to Pee, the HowYee, the Rob, the Hang Yourself and macam macam la. All the passing cars also slowed down to stare hahahaha. There was even this couple who stopped making out just to watch. LOL

Heheh someone said got the Justin Timberlake feel. Wooo bangganya! LOL. Anyways, after berposing for god knows how long, badan pun lenguh and I also start pai seh dy so kita pun balik la. But it wasn't the end of the night cuz we were still super energetic and inspired by the weird poses of the shoot so once we got back, we decided to do a Abandoned Doll in a Box themed shoot. Emptied out HowYee's closet and pretended to be dead puppets. Hahhaha

But then, we decided that dead puppets aren't fierce enough so we changed the concept to Nicole PCD's Whatever You Like video. Then mulalah we come up with all the gatal gatal punya poses.

Don't kena tipu by pictures. This might look easy but then pose until kaki also stuck. Hahahahah! Still have a million more pics but then lazy wanna edit.

The KT Trip!!

Caution: Super LONG post ahead bitches

WheeeEEEE~~~ I finished my assignment much much earlier than expected so I didn't need to stay up till the early a.m doing it, AND I can finally post all these bloody pics up!

So... I'm totally gonna do a Lulu style post here and talk about all the tiny random details cuz there are just so many. Hope I didn't forget anything heheh since it's been a week since we got back :D

We started our journey really really early, like around 4 in the morning (we didn't even sleep the night before! We just keng kai and keng kai and danced to Womanizer till 4!) and decided to have a McD breakfast. So we went to the nearest one which was in Melati but because it was puasa month, they weren't doing breakfast till 5. So instead of wasting time waiting, we decided to start our journey first and stop at the next nearest Mickey D, the Genting Sempah one.

The staff was totally rude and incompetent but whatever, we were so excited we didn't care. Can camwhore some more, macam tak pernah masuk McDonalds.

My useless talent of camwhoring and driving at the same time. Woo hoo :)

We stopped for a toilet break at this place with lots of plants and flowers and we wanted to do a Cameron Highlands kinda thing but then tak jadi lor, since can see the toll place and the toilet sign directly behind hahahah

Anyways, the time it took us to reach KT was really quick. We were driving at legal speeds and reached in 5 hours. We didn't expect we would reach so early, so we (meaning me, since I was the one living here) did not have plans. We just lepak at home and then cuz we were pretending to be superheroes the night before by not sleeping, we totally tidur mati till like, 5 30. Just in time for Bazar Ramadan! Loves it! By the time we reached, not much food was left, and it was the last day. So sad. The last year I went like 20 times but it's okay, we bought half a chicken which kicked ass :D

During dinner the first night. This person usually eat until sooooo si si man man with forks la, knives la but look how GROSS this is! If you can't guess who is it, just look at the LONG fingers bwhahaha
After dinner, we were almost bursting. Decided to workout using Twister. Yay yay can pose melebih lebih hehehe. At first still very normal
Becoming harder! Hahahah
Look at my expression and Joceline's head coming out from my CB. As if I'm giving birth!

Losers gotta drink up. This drink tastes as shitty as it looks.

The next day we were totally bersemangat to go beraya. I've done this like a million times but then, still super sexcited cuz first time beraya with my KL friends. It was also the first time I saw HowYee wearing jeans on a non-work / school day. Bwahahha.

Selamat Hari Raya bitches!

Anyways, we have decided that HowYee and Joceline are sisters separated at birth that have finally found each other! Look how alike they are! Plus they both gila HSM. Together, they're the Long Gang ;p

We went to god knows how many houses that first day but the last house was really something. It looked like a palace! And I guess in some ways it is cuz the person staying there was royalty. Ooh la la~ We took one look at the place and went, Photoshoot! We even heard the super glam lady said something totally funny, which we kept repeating for the next few days. A lil girl asked her where the toilet is and she said, "Yes sayang? Where is the toilet? That's a very good question. Let me show you" Like hello? Whatever happened to a simple 'go straight and turn left'?

Mak Datin and her abused maid.

After that, we went to dinner and Giant and then because we were sick of our (OK, Cyntia's) precious vodka tasting like shit cuz we were mixing it with stupid drinks, we got lemons and lime and fizzy water and whatnot and after experimenting in the kitchen for a while, ta-dah!

Sudah boleh jadi expert bartender hahaha

After drinking at home, we still tak puas so we went out yamcha. We really really wanted to go to Zie's but then because it's Raya, it wasn't open. So we went and became the centre of attention somewhere else. Seriously, it's like everywhere we go, it surely becomes kecoh. In KL it's OK cuz everyone is almost as loud but then here, everyone's all quiet and old and looking at us cuz we were laughing and cackling. In fact, we had so much fun and our gestures were all so melebih lebih that this happened

HowYee loses 2 bucks worth of her strawberry smoothie. Luckily she already telan her strawberry

The second day of Raya was basically the same as the first, in which again we makan till we almost explode. Have to eat a lot cuz too long didn't have any good Malay food hahahaha. But we didn't follow my parents for the whole day cuz in the afternoon, I went beraya at Anis's and Piqah's house. OMG I miss them soooo much! So sayang didn't get a chance to camwhore with them ishhh... If Yewei was there it'd be perfect heheh. The next destination was Nasa's soo sexciting but then he couldn't menggila gila with us cuz his relatives were there, gotta maintain image LOL

In the evening, beach time! There were this totally uuuhhhhmaaayyyzzingggg rock formations at this beach I brought them to which I have always thought would make a fantastic backdrop for shoots and our super photog Cyntia agreed. She was sooo sexcited when she saw the place, tak sabar sabar to start shooting ahhaha :D We took pics until the camera and my phone also habis battery LOL

Gorgeous right? I meant the place la, but the models also not bad what! LOL. Here, Cyntia would say, "Who should you thank???" and I should say "Oh, you, our super talented amazing photographer Cyntia Ng"

We still did not have enough of camwhoring so in the night, we went all over KT town scouting for potential places where we can camwhore kao kao. A hotel compound and an ugly playground were all we managed to find lol

We also went to McD's cuz bertembung with Kong Jie and Melanie and they suggested that. Seems like half of the Chinese teen population that was in KT gathered there that night. Thank God we were fab. LOL. Anyways, it might seem stupid for me to take a picture of McD but look closely cuz this particular McD is one-of-a-kind-I've-never-seen-it-anywhere-else-OMG. Usually, the outside part of McDs would be sexy cafe-style chairs and tables and yellow lighting but not here! It's all plastic chairs and tables and dirty smokers ala Green Rose. Hello McMamak!

Cyntia and her newfound husband!

Friday was totally low key. In the evening, we surprised my momma and my sis with a birthday cake for their double birthday celebration and then..... BBQ!! Loves it bitch! No pictures at all cuz who the hell wanna waste time taking pics when our hands (and mouths) are full to the max! Heheh! I'm not like some bloggers who if saw something exciting when they shitting also will sumbat their shit back up their assholes so that they can take pictures cuz they're "good bloggers"! Yeah, I'm talking to you Fingernails!

Anyways, we started bbq-ing chicken wings first but they took so long that by the time they're done we have already gone through 600 packets of sausages, lalas, delicious pork ribs (OMG!), the BESTEST sotong and crabs. We realized that the crabs weren't dead when we started bbq-ing them so they were like popping and twitching on the fire until they became nicely red and we ate them. I know, it's so cruel but whatever, cuz in the afternoon, one of the crabs kiap my dad soooo badly so yeah, ALL CRABS MUST DIE!!! Evil laughter

Saturday we were supposed to go to KB to meet Khun but the bus was delayed for like 2 hours plus. Reached the bus station at 4 something and had McD's (Yeah I know right??) and then reached KB at 10 something, 11. Tired but had a rocking Thai dinner. Yeah, this trip is all about makan. Became a fat bitch once we got back.

The next day... OMG the next day. Where should I start? We started our journey back home at around 10 in the morning after a great Kelantanese breakfast (LOL LOL food again!) and by 11 something, I think we have just covered like what, 30 kilometres? The cars were practically crawling, there were sooooo many and it was so friggin jammed. We in the backseat were having loads of fun though, singing along to Mariah and Leona like divas! LOL

Then around 12 I think, I remembered we were on our second disc hitting some high notes, passing a car that just banged another but we went on our way, braking and starting, braking and starting when you know la, Malaysian drivers so friggin kay poh chee and one stupid uncle looked at the accident, forgot to brake, bang the car behind us and that car banged us. High notes became screams. Got down and wanted to get a few hundred bucks from the stupid uncle to go makan a good meal (OMG what is with us and food?!?!) but he very cibaily said wanna go to police station. Fine, go lor, not our faults at all. We stood at the roadside there so fabulously that all the other cars slowed down and stared hahahaha. Wanted to take off our clothes and get a fabulous tan but..... LOL.

At the police station, took so long to lodge a fucking report and then decided to buy 4D cuz that's what aunties do. Buy 4D when got accident. So kita pun beli la 4D while still in the police station. Bwahahhaa!

Anyways, a journey that was supposed to take only 7 hours maximum took us 16 hours. It was that congested. All the way right into KL. I pitied Khun cuz he drove all the way. It was manual bitch. Salute! Backseat continued to have fun, going from CD to CD, oldies pun ada, High School Musical pun ada. We pretended to be Britney la, Sharpay la, PCD la, but, Lil Mama was the most popular LOL. That was enough to keep us high all the way. We saw sunsets and even two rainbows hehe. We even made new friends. When it was damn jam and the cars moved real slow, one Kelisa full of guys rolled down their window and gave us duku. Hahaha. After that, there was a Honda with TWO SERIOUS HOTTIES and we kept pintas them and then let them pintas us, over and over, so that we could kap. Bwahahah sit in the car too long till siao dy.

But............ The best news throughout the entire journey came when we were having dinner at KFC. Kena lottery babe!!! Wakakakaka lucky or what?

Finally, we reached KL. Holiday over. Back to real life. Another kenangan manis for us :D