Alejandro!!

Fashion! Sex! Gaga with the most hideous hair! Soldiers! Shirtless men! Hundreds of them! Some of them in heels! And she doesn't kill anyone this time! She just ties them to the bed and simulates rough sex! What's not to like?

Of course, I don't know what the video is saying exactly, but hello, epic! I don't even know what the song is saying. Waitaminute, actually what are all her songs saying? She doesn't wanna be friends? She wants your leather studded kiss in the sand? You should have made some plans with her when she was free but now she's kinda busy? She's beautiful and filthy rich? Oh wait, beautiful and rich but dirty? Beautiful but rich with dirty money? Hm. Whatever. That's not the point is it?

It'd be amusing in the next few days, seeing people scramble all over to attribute meaning to her latest 'work of art'. OMG she's so original, such a breath of fresh air, a true visionary, the next Madonna!! What happened to the old Madonna? Did she die? OK fine, she just became irrelevant. But still... What does it say that twenty-something years after Madonna came out, the "biggest" pop star today still "references" her work and people are having orgasms like she invented the dildo or something?