Lunch Break Post

Yay yay after a whole week, finally got all the KT pics but then still can't post it up cuz I need to spend all of today and half of tomorrow doing last minute rushing (again) for an assignment. Seriously, students here are all so super. Everytime a classmate asks me about my assignment and I said I haven't done it yet, their reactions damn besar. I'm like OMG am I the only slacker here? I can totally imagine what ibuku bAo would say - Anakku, besar jor la, you think still in diploma meh? Bwahhahaha ;p

Besides that, all the photos still need to be edited and resized. And.... this weekend was another episode in our Guide to Fabulosity so again, banyak banyak pictures that needs to be edited also. LOL.

I'm supposed to be working on the assignment since I have one and a half hours free now but then, sleeping seems like a much better option. When the semester started, me and Seline were very excited about our one and a half hour break everyday cuz we thought we could always come back here and sleep. But to date, we have only done it once. The rest of the time we just lepak lepak around, sometimes even in the library! Cue laughter.

Happy Monday to You

KT trip is now over but I'm still in a holiday mood right now. It was 6 days of ABSOLUTE FUN from start to finish and I'll blog about it once I have all the pictures and the time to spare cuz omg we did so much and took so many pictures it's going to take like, an hour to post everything up.

I now consider myself a very successful procrastinator in doing my procrastination paper. At first I wanted to do the assignment while in KT. But of course, it was all play and play so the only thing I managed to do was a rough draft. Then I was thinking maybe I can do it in KB if we reach early. Mana tahu..... Never mind, if I was very gaybai I could still do it in the car or when we get back in the evening, since we were leaving early in the morning. Mana tahu dot dot dot. Long story short, I only started doing my assignment at 11 this morning. The deadline was 5 in the evening, today. Oops. Whatever. I was kinda preparing already to make a late submission and lose marks but luckily, I have had LOTS of experience doing last minute work so still sempat hahahaha! Yay me :D

At first I thought tonight would be another boring Cheras night but nope, I went on a Klang trip! Loves it :) OHF has been planning a Klang trip for so goddamn long but as far as I know, it has never menjadi so I was really sexcited. Saw the giant Jusco which looked glam-er than all the other Juscos I've seen but tak sempat jalan cuz we were so friggin starving so we went makan seafood. Crabs prawns fish prawns squid omg orgasmic. After that we went to the funfair. I love funfairs! It was actually the exact same one as the one in Bukit Jalil before this but this time, it's soooooooo muchhhhh bettttterrrr cuz got the pak-tor feel! Didn't go on any rides that would make us throw up all the delish seafood in our tummies so we just stuck to playing the games. D won teddy bears for me..... Ahhh feels like in a movie~~ LOL

My Very Economical Weekend

I couldn't remember the last Saturday I did so little and also used sooo little money. What with it being the end of the month and all, I was very broke and so I wasn't in the mood for any activities that were gonna take up the rest of my minuscule budget.

For the first time in recent weeks, I didn't hang out with HowYee and Cyntia on a weekend. But it's ok cuz I'm gonna be seeing them in less than 24 hours and we're gonna be on a 6-hour road trip and a 5 day beraya trip! Sexcited can't wait! HowYee said it's better we didn't see each other for a short while so that when we meet up, we're gonna be like orang gila reunited lol. Right now I'm back in Cheras just to endure four hour of classes tomorrow and then it's back to GK. Damn boh liao all these back and forth but what to do, education banyak important.

So spent the whole of yesterday shopping with Jacqueline and her bf. She has discovered the wonders of the tiny boutiques at Bangsar and she loves it loves it loves it. We spent hours walking up and down stairs, and in and out of shops and she tried on so many clothes she should have just gone shopping in a bra and panties, it'd be so much more convenient. There were sooooo many clothes it menyakitkan mata just going through them. Lucky she had me, the very amazing personal shopper. LOL kidding. In the end she bought 3 cute dresses and all I got to show for 4 hours of shopping was a measly scarf. It was cute and stripey and omg they're my latest obsessions even though we're nowhere near scarf-wearing temperatures! I've already bought like 3 and when I bought the first one I still hadn't rediscovered the cheap bargains of Sg Wang so I paid like 50 bucks for an overpriced one at Topshop. Other places had the exact same ones in multitudes of colors at less than half the price. WTF right?

We went to MV for dinner and a movie (Mamma Mia! I love musicals!) and while waiting for the movie to start, I went to Topman to see see if there was anything new and OH LORD they had the cardigan I wanted in Small. I really really really wanted to buy it but then I've overspent for this month and if I bought it, I'd have to endure lots of nagging from my mother and... UGH!!! Why can't they have my size 2 weeks ago when I wasn't so fucking poor?! It seems so unfair that Jacq can buy 2 cute dresses for the same amount as that bloody cardigan. Why can't guys have cute zexy AND cheap clothes? Why do cheap clothes for guys in KL all come from ROMP or some stupid sgwanglalaplace looking like you wear them to sit at a kopitiam watching soccer shouting in hokkien and cursing people's mothers. I am so pissed off. Yesterday was a really bad shopping day for me. The first pair of shoes I wanted to get, these amazing sexy sexy pair of gladiator sandals were out of size. OK, they were for girls but I thought they'd have them in huge tranny sizes. Fuck. I also wanted to get this pair of cute white Pumas but they were also out of my size. Why??? I've been all over KL looking :(

After the movie I wanted to go clubbing but I sticked to my spend-as-little-cash-as-possible plan and decided not to go. Yay me! Feels like I haven't stayed home on a Sat night in a very long while; even Momma Bao was surprised when she saw that I was online around midnight hahaha ;p In total, I spent less than 75 bucks (I think, I didn't really count) the whole day. So proud of myself LOL

Anyways, as part of my low key weekend, I didn't do anything today except wake up late. Khun and Jacq sent me back home and we had lunch at this duck rice place my dad loves to bring us to. The meal cost the 3 of us 60 bucks. It was basically just char siew fan plus a little extra of this and that. The duck was fucking good though. Not so good was the service of this ultra bitch at the restaurant. We were really really hungry so we finished off the first round real quick. Then we wanted to tambah char siew and duck. So we told this auntie to tambah lar duck and char siew, small portion. She only heard tambah char siew and when she brought it, we told her we wanted duck AND char siew. Wah she gave us this fucking nasty face and jeling us like we killed her husband (if she even has one. Cannot imagine how anyone can marry this kind of monster) and then used this super lan si voice to tell us that its our fault cuz we ordered char siew only. Seriously this bitch got issues. She heard wrongly, got the order wrong and she still has the nerve to soooo rudely tell the customers its their fault. No apologies or anything. She just sighed like we were purposely making her life difficult and then asked us to order a separate portion of duck. Stupid bitch was trying to tambah sales lar is it? Felt like dumping a whole pot of hot soup on her fucking ugly head.

I took her picture and wanted to post her fuck face here so that we can all gather and laugh at her monstrosity but I haven't transferred the pics from my phone yet and seriously, her face would give someone nightmares. It's the kind of face you imagine when you hear people telling stories of witches that eat little children for breakfast. She had that kind of piranha/witch face ya know. I know it's not a sin being unpretty but to be unkind at the same time.... EW sooo unjustified. Muka dah la huduh, busuk masam pulak tuh!

Procrastination

That's the topic I've chosen to write on for my Psych class term paper. I should be doing it, or at the very least, researching info about it at this very moment but in my quest to be the perfect research subject for this topic and also to further my understanding on the consequences of procrastinating, I've decided to put it off till at least tomorrow. Such a difficult decision to make; you know me, I love to finish assignments asap. Haaiihh ;p

Three SIN-ful Sweetie Pies Went to the Zoo

After our fun-filled Thursday, we decided that Friday should be more low-key. So we didn't do much on Friday. After waking up, me and Cyntia went to Bukit Bintang again to jalan jalan a bit and to meet HowYee after she finished at work. I know, so schweet right? Poor thing looked like wanted to die cuz she only had two hours sleep the night before. But whatever la, cuz losing a bit of sleep over a whole night of fun AND a major hottie is like, so wet wet water.

After she finished work, we hung around and watched Zohan. Which was funny enough but apparently Tia thinks that HowYee's reactions were funnier. HowYee especially loved the scenes where the grannies get nasty with Zohan LOL.

Anyways, after watching The Other Boleyn Girl last week, we decided that it shall be the new nickname for HowYee. Cuz... Boleyn sounds like Mou Lin (Cantonese) and Boh Leng (Hokkien) so.... HowYee = Boleyn Girl = Boh Leng Girl.... Geddit? LOL LOL LOL

Lepas movie we were still feeling very pretty so we ciao to Feelings to yamcha sekejap before going back home. On the way home, we were like discussing what's gonna be our plans for tomorrow. We wanted something fun, exciting and cheap cuz we're kinda broke and we're really bored of the whole shopping mall thing. Someone (Tia?) suggested the zoo and we were all like Whooaauuuu~~ and started going crazy with plans. Me and Tia volunteered to make sandwiches in the morning cuz HowYee still had to work. HowYee was like "I don't think you guys are gonna wake up and make those sandwiches, you'll just be like oops we woke up late whatever la" and we wanted to prove her wrong! So we woke up early (for us) and made those bloody sandwiches :P

I still got my muka tidur on but look how hardworking I am! LOL

After that we tipu HowYee and said we really tak sempat make the sandwiches and she was like I told you so, with this super LCLY face and then when she found out hahahaha so malu! Anyways, after the sandwiches were done and we were ready, we went to Bukit Bintang again. (I know, the 3rd time in as many days, gosh!) We wanted to buy super cheap sunnies for our zoo trip but couldn't find any.

At U-Village. I had Japanese Porn Star Chicken Rice.

On the way there, already tak sabar sabar to start the camwhoring.

At the zoo finally! Posing with HowYee's biological family.

HowYee's adoptive family, the flamingos.

At first we were really sexcited by all the animals especially the horny lions and tigers. But we reached kinda late, like another hour and a half till closing time so lots of the animals (like the apes and bears) were already locked up and can't be seen. But you know whats the best thing about going close to closing time? The lack of people. There're just like a few other visitors here and there. We were like Yay! Can act silly without anyone watching! With the amount of equipment and prop materials they have, it's inevitable that we set up a photoshoot! All in all we had like a hundred photos. We spent 90 minutes there. Calculate that bitch.

Thank God there are no children at the children's petting zoo area.

Getting nasteh onboard the tram.

Goodbye Zoo!

We got home I think around 7 or 8 something and anyways, I've already made up my mind to go clubbing with Alvin that night. Cyntia and HowYee weren't sure yet but I was hoping they'd go cuz the more the merrier, right? So anyways cuz they haven't decided yet, they were just hanging around in my room doing nothing and then at first we were singing all these emo tracks and then out of nowhere it became all Beyonce and PCD and we started slithering on the floor and bed like dead fish. (Don't ask. Apparently we were dancing) Anyways that got them all sexcited so that solves it. We were all going! Last minute, Kenji said he'd be joining us. Ahh loves it! I was soooo looking forward to it cuz I've never been to this one club and anyways it's been like months (well it feels like months) since I've went. It's always Maison Maison Maison and yes, it's very fun but sometimes I wanna be the one in the spotlight, ya know? And HELL was I in the spotlight that night!! LOL it was very mempaisehkan but fabulous nonetheless heheh :D

These are the after-clubbing pictures at Melati's McD's, looking tired (but still pretty) as hell ;p

Jogoya Day, Ladies Night

Here are pictures from last Thursday, which was Jogoya day :P
There are actually A WHOLE LOAD of photos of that day. Jac's cam alone has 130 photos. I don't know about the others, but more than 100 pics for just a couple of hours seem like a lot. Guess our camwhoring talent has just gotten better and better :)
I'm just posting a few here cuz it's such a bitch waiting for the pics to load on Blogger. There's still a few others on like, facebook and friendster.

After the meal, making lots and lots of noise. I bet the whole of Starhill could hear us.

Our theme was blue. Again. I failed to get my beeyoootiful blue cardigan to match their dresses/tops.

All the sluts that were wearing collared shirts. It's like we kept finding things to photograph, doesn't matter how wu liao

With Chinyee, her friends and her horrible looking ais kacang

Stealing someone's husband.

Looking at my beautifully smiling face in the pictures above, you'd never guess the amount of drama I was going through just like, 20 minutes before I was there. The day got off to a good start when I woke up early in the morning to go run some errands and I managed to get them done early. Then I went to class and it was like, the lecturer took our attendance and then asked us to revise. Which meant that she wasn't teaching. Which meant that I could skip it and leave early if I want. Which I did. So I left like a full hour early to give myself time to prepare.

Seline went home with me and there's still a lot of time left so I took my time preparing. Before this right, my room door was already cacated cuz it can only be opened from inside. If you close it fully and try to open it from the outside, you need to use the key, even though you did not lock it before closing. Fucked up right? It's been like that a few days and I hadn't had time or enough trouble with it to complain to the house leader so I just left it be though. I just handled it by not fully closing it when I'm going out for a while without a key.

So anyways on this fateful day, I was in the shower when I heard the door close and Seline's voice from the living room, talking to the dog. I was like, Oh Shit!, ran out and yes, indeed the door was locked. Our phones, my keys were all inside. No one was at home. It was catastrophic. Housemates soon came back so I borrowed her phone to call the house leader and he suggested that I go down to the guards. So I did. And they weren't very useful (I was still grateful though) cuz he just used a hammer to bang out the knob.

And nope, that's not the end cuz after he finished his whole knob-removing thing, I wanted to test see how the door would close now. I asked Seline to stay in to open the door in case it can't open again and would you have guessed it, it couldn't. The little piece of the knob that was left was stuck and I was locked out, Seline in. And shit sure ain't like in movies especially those stupid HK cop dramas where you kick the door once and the door comes down effortlessly. I kicked till the door cracked and still nothing happened. In the end, we like gauged the thing out using a combination of the hammer, a screwdriver and a piece of wire.

The lunch was supposed to start at 2, it was 2 15 and I haven't even started getting ready. Contemplated not going but in the end I just rushed everything and decided to go. Had to go without make-up which was sooo devastating cuz I just squeezed the hell out of my nose trying to get rid of blackheads the night before so my pores were all seriously enlarged. But thanks to photo editing, I don't need to worry about that kind of shit actually.

Reached one whole hour late at 3. I even managed to be later than those who were travelling all the way from Klang. Yes I know I've always wanted to be dramatically and fashionably late but NOT in this way. LOL. In fact, I was sooo late I just managed to eat for like 45 minutes. Everyone else paid 60 bucks and got 2 hours of gorging themselves :( And the food wasn't even so good this time, the choices were kinda lacking... But in the end, even after all the shit and the drama, I still had lots of fun. And food.

After that, we felt like it was way too soon to end our outing cuz we were all so pretty and hyped up after the day's activities. Someone (was it me?) mentioned that it's ladies night and just like that, our plan was extended. Hooray. We quickly gathered a few kakis (first time with KarHao and Fei :D) and tepat 12 tengah malam, we were already in Maison, starting to bergoyang goyang. What a fantastic way to burn off the calories of that heavy heavy lunch lol

Wooo HOOO Jogoya Day Tomorrow :D

Why didn't Cyntia or HowYee do those very gaybai countdown thingy for this gathering? It's sooo may-jah and I'm sooo sexcited! Seline asked me why since I've already been there more than a couple times and it's only lunch, so the food won't be all that uhhmayzzing. It's true larr, I would have preferred somewhere else (like Shangri La, OMG the giant choco fondue thingie) or maybe dinner (glam-er!) but... cheesy as it sounds, it's not what we're doing, it's who we're doing it with, ya know? This is like the first major OHF reunion in months and there're like what? 16 people going? There might even be an appearance from the very elusive Sheryl hahahah ;p Like I said, very major.

Which is why I've been stressing over what to wear. There's 16 people going and being the drama bitch I am, I sure do not want to be the one nobody notices hahaha. I've been planning to get this truly uhhhmaayzzing electric blue cardi to go with my new skinnies but they're out of sizes and out of stock!! OMG what a disaster. I first saw them last last week in Midvalley Topman and I've want them ever since. Pestered Kenji to help me monitor the stock but he says there are no S sizes anywhere! Tragic.

But whatever la. I know I can still work it with or without the fierce blue cardigan. As long as I've got the new love of my life (that means I'm gonna dig it for like, a month ahhaha) - my skinnies. I don't know why I loove them so much. They make me look like I've got no ass and my thighs look way fat when compared to my calfs but you know how girls always date bad boys or people get addicted to drugs and stuff? Yeah we always wanna do the things that are not healthy / good for us. And skinnies are deffo not good for me. 8 out of 10 people say I can't rock them and they constrict my blood flow but bitch whatever. They're only 89.90 anyways hahaahaha :)

My only bit of problem now is time. Lunch starts at 2. Classes end at 1 30. With my needs for a shower, hair, make up and change of outfit, I bet I'm gonna be waaaaay late. Which means I gotta start doing what I can tonight so that tomorrow I can just go go go. That means packing everything tonight. O M G.... Packing = scary cuz I gotta pack for tomorrow, Friday, Saturday AND Sunday. Must make sure that everything can fit into a fab lil tote bag cuz God forbid I carry 2 bags or worse, a plastic bag around KL! Weekend dress up used to be so easy cuz I don't need to plan ahead. Now that I'm in Cheras and the central for all activities is still GK, it means I gotta haul all my shit for the weekend up to GK. I gotta like plan outfits waaay ahead and match them around either shoes or trousers so that I don't end up carrying a suitcase full of clothes. Damn troublesome.

3rd Week of Classes

Finally, I'm getting the gist of the subjects and what we're supposed to learn. I was beginning to think that
a) I've lost all study skills and became stupid in the four months that I lazed around just being fab OR
b) Degree courses are that much harder
Glad to know that while both are in some ways true, it's not stopping me from the great mission of learning. (Buek) All the babble that sounded like crap in the beginning is starting to make some sort of sense after much repetition by the lecturers.

And can ya asses believe it, I'm starting with the whole student-life thingy again. I'm back to sleeping at semi-normal times instead of sleeping at day break or other weird times and... OMG I actually took out a textbook and revised yesterday. OK, so there was a quiz today but still, going through a textbook seemed like something I haven't done in ages. I guess I'm that gaybai at the beginning of every semester.... Or is it just the beginning of the academic year? Or the beginning of the entire course?? Good results (and revision) seem to be a thing of the long gone past hahahaha :P

I also started talking to people that are not named Seline (she must be glad). I say I'm shy and a plain old lazy arse and she says I'm super lan si (which terrifies people). She keeps repeating the old story that if in the old days, she hasn't asked me out for that very first karaoke session, I'd still be the stupid quiet boy I was (or seemed to be heh heh heh)

Today we were very lebih. At first we wanted to go to our new fave hangout Fun OK (which means Go Back Home in Cantonese. I never knew! How creative! LOL) but we passed by this spensive looking place and S felt like eating dim sum. After making sure it's not really that spensive, we went in and I was like, hey we never did this (had dim sum during break times) back in TARC. Lol :) I'm sorry, that was pointless. But I was just saying...

Sooo Behind LOL

It's already mid-week and I'm just starting to blog about last weekend. Which was a milestone-ish sorta weekend for me. As usual, I spent it in GK but for the first time ever, I spent it there as a guest, not as resident. I even brought the huge black bag I use each time I run away from GK -> Cheras only this time, it's for Cheras -> GK. LOL.

This weekend was kinda low-key. Usually there'd be like 4, 5 of us and we'd cram our day AND night with activities. This time, J went back to her bf in Melaka, HY went back to her ji mui gang in Klang, MaryKate had a test, Mama went to his aunt's house and the rest of OHF were all stressing for the finals. So it was just me and Cyntia. We woke up early morning to go kacau the exam people at McD's and when they tak hirau us, we cabut to KLCC to watch movies because Cyntia had cheap tickets for TGV.

We had absolutely zero plans for the day so we decided to dedicate the entire day to movies!

We watched not one, not two but three effing movies :D And look at the tix! For all three movies, we managed to pick the exact same seats (H7 & H8)! We even watched in the same hall twice. LOL. At first we only planned to watch two movies - Penelope and Susuk - but for the first movie, this really polite but stupid girl told us the tickets could only be used for like, 4 really horrid-sounding movies. (The Mummy, anyone?)

So we bought new tix for Penelope and by 2-ish, the movie was over and we had one whole day left. We decided to try again and this time, another person told us the cheap tix could be used for all movies. WTF right? But since the tix could now be used, we then watched Strangers (horrible) and Susuk (loves it loves it!).

Today was my daughter's birthday so we (I actually mean HowYee) planned this whole thing to surprise her yesterday night. We did this thing where Irene would call her out for a yamcha session (which she always does spontaneously) and then suddenly all of us (including Tia's ji muis) would pop out and surprise surprise and she would cry and everything! When we reached her house and Irene called her, the poor thing was already asleep. At 11 p.m! Guess that's working life for you. LOL ;p After the whole surprise thing, we went to Naili's @ Sentul, which was this totally cute place.

I see tears! Awww. Mission accomplished :D

The only OHF-ers representing. The rest were having exams the next day. Yeah, she had two cakes. The first one was sort of a 'decoy' cake lol

Irene's special sambal carbonara.

Shooting the biggest boobies in town with party popper thingies. Out of jealousy?

Group Pic :D

Not a Review, mind you

Sadly, no VMAs for me this year cuz I was nowhere near a TV with MTV with my nearest TV away doing some wedding :(

I was really excited about it cuz it was all about Brit's comeback and it's devastating when I found out I was gonna miss it. So I did the next best thing and YouTubed it. Not all of it mind you, just the parts that got me innerested, namely Britney's opening, Rihanna's opening performance, Christina's performance and Pink's performance.

Looks like I didn't miss much anyways. Britney looked healthy, cute and great but her opening was just... underwhelming. It was waaaay too much hype for a short comedic sketch! She shoulda performed, she looked so hot!

The opening performance wasn't as bad as last year's, but for someone who laughed at Brit at last year's show, Rihanna could do sooo much better. Her performance was essentially a female version of MJ's 'Thriller' with no updates to keep it fresh or current or whatever. Her dancers were all over the place (not in a good way) and her singing sounded sooooo friggin bad like omg. Is she trying to be the new Britney?

Just like Christina apparently. I can't believe Christina lip-synced! Like OMG! Yes, I love both the intro which was the fierce reworking of 'Genie' and her rockin new song and I definitely looooved her dancing. But lip-syncing? Christina?? OK I get that she's not gonna be able to work those fierce ass moves if she sang live but.. LOL. It's still fantastic though. It was the performance Britney should have done last year and it's like she's trying to tell the world 'Hey I can do what Brit did sooo much better'. She's got like the same hair (which she keeps flinging all about), practically the same set and similar dancers/choreography (though executed much better!). It was deffo different from all her past performances and it's a good kinda different. If she was able to sing live then it'd have been perfect!

My fave of the 3 performances was Pink's! It was fun dramatic and so OTT. She sang great. Her song was great. And her entrance was definitely rock star worthy LOL.

I know this post is practically pointless but I've been looking forward to the VMAs and for me to miss it only to catch bits and pieces on YouTube and then not having anyone to bitch with about it leaves me with only one option - coming onto my blog and rant all I want :p