Panic Attack

For the past couple weeks, the most taxing things I've done are like tutoring 15 noisy Year 5 kids, washing the car and waiting in line at a bank to set up a new account. Seriously, very low stress levels. But come 12 hours from now, it's gonna be full-on busy busy busy. My mind is like gonna explode whenever I start listing down the things I gotta do.

It all starts tomorrow at 6 (yes a.m, OMG I'm waking up at six am! Hello?) cuz I need to catch a flight. Once the plane lands, I don't think I even have time to like, fart. I gotta start scouring for cardboard boxes and then, I have like, 10 hours or so to springclean my entire life (which is my room) and then sort and pack every tiny little crap that I have accumulated over the past TWO years into neat little ready-to-move packages and boxes. Then I gotta call the moving guy and get coooordinated. UGH I hate moving and yet I've done it no less than 3, 4 times in the past 2 years. And this one is MAJOR cuz it's like a real, serious kinda move. Like, with a moving van and all and to a different zipcode. And one trip is deffo not enough, I've got like 60 pillows and 500 pigs. Thank the gods the folks are coming this weekend in their big-ass SUV to help out.

At night, I gotta run halfway across KL and back just to get the keys from my new housemates so that come morning the next day, I can haul all my junk halfway accross KL again. I mean, the guy wants me to get the keys at like such a weird friggin time. Like, my day is not effed up enough already? Once the shit is all set up in the room (which I think is gonna cost a lot of time and a hell load of sweat) I gotta go over to my new coll and pay the fees.

If like 2 days of packing and moving isn't tiring enough, the next day I've got orientation early in the morning. It's like, the beginning of my (hopefully) sweet new life, but seriously, first day of school creeps me out. Badly.

I need to like, say a prayer and ask god to get me through the next 3 days without major drama. My poor soul can't handle drama right now.

For My 600 Fans

Since I came back here to KT already, surely you all are wondering whats up with my life, right? Actually, there's nothing much going on. Lolz. The good thing is that now everyday I can eat my favorite nasi dagang for breakfast. Fyi, nasi dagang is a Malay kind of rice. Got a small piece of fish, got a bit of acar, got fragrant rice and got the very delicious kuah. Yum!

Since there is nothing much for me to write, I will show you guys pictures that I have taken recently. Lolz.

This pair of slippers I bought in Triple Crown. Got 50% off weh! So it's only RM25. Cheap leh?

My feet in slippers.

Slippers without my feet.

This side costs Rm12.50. It's the left side.

This is the right side, also RM12.50. It's like the other side, but for my right foot.

When I woke up today, I forgot to make my bed. So messy, right? Lolz.

Then my grandma nag me to tidy up. Haihz. Now so neat right?

Had to go teach tuition also. Have to drive there. This is me starting the car engine.

Yesterday full tank. Today less than half tank. When empty tank need to refill again. Petrol so expensive nowadays how to always refill wor? Haihz.

A picture of me. Sunlight in my face!

OK, that's all. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Bosan

No excitement. No inspirations. No updates.
Only thing sort-of-semi-innneresting was that I went to KB the other day. Like what the fuck is so exciting about that, right? Hehehe, my mom let me drive to and from KB. OK, it's just like 50 kilometres each way but, it's a start right? Next thing you know, bitch gonna be driving all the way to KL. Yeah right dream on....
I'm having waaaayyy too much time on my hands. There's only so many times one can check out PITNB in a day. What should I do? I'm thinking a parody post heh heh heh ;)

OMG Not Another Back in Wherever Post

LOL the way I'm running back and forth between KL and KT it's like I kena kejar ah long like that.
Anyways, all things came together perfectly on my very last day in KL. I found a room (at last! Thank God I don't need to be homeless) and saw the one I want to see :)
Gotta apologize to my momma for rudely and cruelly taking her last ten bucks hahaha. I accidentally mistaken her for my real momma I guess ;p
A short simple one this time but I think the next one's gonna be heavy on the photos cuz there's a whole bunch of them I haven't posted heheh ;)

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head ;)

Perfect weather today. Woke up really really late and it was all cold and rainy and gray outside. Loves it! I blame the weather for making me sleep 13 hours ;p I kept waking up at 1-hour intervals and the weather outside was just begging me to crawl back into bed lol. Since there was nothing else to be done today, I just took one look at the dark wet outside and dive back under my comfy comforter and my twenty pillows.

For some weird inexplicable reason, the weather made me think of KT. Mama said it's because this was how it was in KT during the monsoon season. Which made me think of school holidays and happy little kids playing with sampans in kampungs, getting wet and dirty hahaha. OMG so membahagiakan! Mama loved the raininess today too :D

It was the first time I felt so contented being trapped at home. It's like I woke up, turned on MSN and chatted with Tia and not even 2 hours later, she said she's finishing work and going home. I'm like WTF? I just woke up and she's finished her day's work?! LOL LOL LOL! I'm the only person I know who gets more sleep on weekdays than on weekends and I think it's a true testament to my life philosophy of all play and no work! :P

The Weekend; Part II

Saturday was fiercer than Friday. Started off at PC Fair and I’ve decided that I really really really want a PSP and the super-cute T2 camera. I need to start advertising for sugar daddies and mommas like, right away since real daddies and mommas are apparently not fooled by son’s pathetic pleas and begging. So, any takers? I’ve a whole range of skills and talents wink wink. LOL.

We wanted to go for a movie at first, but lucky we did not, we barely had enough time to shop. I wanted a new pair of Converse (my standard choice of footwear since high school) but because there were none in my size, I was stuck with the very humiliating alternative :( I kept telling myself, hey it’s only for the night until there’s time to go to another Converse.

When we reached home, it was almost 11 already and it was like Amazing Race the way we rushed our beautifications and preparations. The girls really went all out hahaha. Went to the Other Usual. I’ve always known that people from my college LOVE going there (though not as much as Ruums) but I never realized that more than a few KT folks hang there too. A great time was had as can be seen in the pictures. HowYee may not appear in the pictures much but that’s not because she’s not enjoying herself. In fact, it was the exact opposite ;)

Doesn't matter if you're driving. Looking at the camera is more important than looking at the road LOL

Couldn't wait till we get there. Camwhoring begins in the car lol

Full group pic :D

Everyone already planned baik baik to wear something that is black, white or black and white. Which is why HowYee's not in this pic, she wore BROWN. So jahat trying to stand out.

And it worked! You can't see her but she's on the dancefloor with some hottie ;)

This is the Tak Laku B&W gang, after the club has closed, waiting for someone to "take a bow" hahhahaha ;p

It was the first time I brought my sister clubbing with me here in KL. She did well for a virgin hahaha ;p Heck it was the first weekend I spent with my sis ever since she came here for her internship. Usually it's either she's occupied or I'm busy so as a celebration of her 1 month in KL, we hung out together hahahaha ;D

The Weekend; Part 1

After five days of exxxtreme boredom and anticipation, weekend finally arrived. My friends used to joke that I’m like a zombie during weekdays but come weekend, my eyes light up with the glow of disco balls hahahaha. The moment I wake up on Friday morning I’m already planning all the little details of the night. But Friday night wasn’t all that eventful because it’s just me and Mama, doing the usual at The Usual Place. I don’t even have lots of pictures to post because it’s not like it’s anything people haven’t seen before lol.

The one thing I realize about the scene at the Usual though, is that it’s getting very old. Or am I the one growing o-l-d? The place itself is already beginning to look so usang and not to mention the crowd, it’s like the same old boring faces all the time and then the new ones are just so… green. Like really really young. I’m like, did I used to look like that back then? Which is something I’ve been asking a lot lately, especially when I see freshies around GK that look like they haven’t even started puberty hahaha :p

Anyways, I suppose the youngness of the crowd at the Usual isn’t all that surprising cuz it’s like the place to go to and be seen when you first step out on the clubbing scene. Or at least that’s what it is when I first started doing the whole club thing. So really, it’s mostly budak-budaks there now. And yeah, people who can’t let go LOL. I’ve graduated though, in many aspects heheh and just that Friday nite, some bitch was trying to push me off my friggin speaker. Nuh uh bitch, you don’t mess with The Sofa. Hahahah! This happened again on Sat nite when clueless fatties start stepping into our spot and again, everyone relied on my Sofa to come save the day LOL :D

Friday night was only enjoyable cuz me and Mama managed to go OTT once again and become the center of attention, which is what it is all about lol. It definitely wasn’t because of the music which seems to be fully recycled from the year 2007, like the DJ got robbed of his ’08 tracks or something. I mean, hello? Timbaland’s ‘give it to me’ instead of Madonna’s? Serious problem there hahaha.

I also realize that taxi drivers nowadays are very perverted. On my journey to the Usual, the driver couldn’t stop talking bout sex and asking questions about my sex life. As in, really graphic questions that are totally inappropriate to repeat. Ugh. The driver that sent us back was also ham sap as hell. An ugly chick in tight jeans with her ass showing can prompt him to speak for like 20 minutes on all topics ranging from lubricants to threesomes to anal sex. Sooo corrupting my innocence hahahaha ;p

Still with Feeling, Lots of It

When me and HowYee were going through the photos of Rong's farewell, we spotted this series of shots that looked pretty normal but because we're sooo gaybai the way we were, we quickly came up with a story and dialogue for the pics. After some editing work by our fierce resident graphic designer, ta dah, How Yee and I present you...

Hi, look at us! We're all wearing white shirts, don't we look cute and happy?

But guys, I'm wearing a white shirt too. Why are you not taking pictures with me? Haih....

OMG :( I'm totally being ignored by all my friends. This is so so sad.

I feel so alone in this world. Wonder what that guy at the next table is doing. Maybe I can join him? Since all my friends are ignoring me....

Oh Cyntia~~ We never knew you felt this way! Sorry for isolating you~~! I'm so sorry. Please, forgive us! 5555555555~~~~!!!

A Farewell, with Feeling

Rongrong left for the neighbouring country yesterday so the day before was her farewell partayy. It was all very the rushed cuz we found out pretty last minute when exactly she was leaving and we couldn't come up with a good time and venue that could please everybody. As usual lar right? Thankfully, quite a number of us showed up (although not all) so it's a good thing cuz any chance for us to gather must be seized; it's hard enough for a full-on reunionish thing anyways nowadays what with everyone's killing work schedules and assignment workload.

The night began with a pretty botched start cuz we were running hours behind but that's totally the norm for us. I thought the GK gang was already super laaaate, turns out the farewell girl was even much much later so we had all the fun first. LOL sounds so mean right? It's like, we were already halfway through celebrating before the guest of honor even arrived. Since there was nothing much else to do and since I've got hold of Jac's cute lil gaybai camera we started camwhoooooring. From the amount of pics I took, you'd think I was the one leaving the next day hahaha.

I certainly dressed the part of guest of honor. So memalukan. I hate being overdressed but I was like totally bored during the day and had lots and lots of time to think of what to wear, get dressed up and beautify myself so I totally went overboard and it turns out everyone else just slipped into shorts and flip flops. A bit of ooops and a lot of ugh. Looks like I didn't get the dress-down memo ;p Made me felt like Posh in Disneyland where the all the commoners are spilling soda on their tourist tees and she totters around in Louboutins. And I thought everyone else would put a little more effort into appearances since Feeling is / used to be THE hangout place for many many Target Objects. And yes I know some people might notice I've worn the gray vest for two outings in a row and that's like a fashion crime punishable by death to some but hellooo, it's new and I have this bad bad habit of wearing all new / newish clothing items to death and then getting bored of them LOL. Thank Gawd I wasn't the only melebih lebih one. ChinYee also went OTT, putting lots of glitter on her super cleavage LOL.

Anyways, enough about me, hahaha so self centered. More about the event. I don't know how people define the success of farewell parties - the amount of tears flowing? cheesy speeches? - but for me, the success of parties depend on how drunk people get. There was NO alcohol there that night but fun was still had, so it was all good :D

And if you're the type that think farewell parties ain't complete without the waterworks, fear not, the Emo Kids were there to provide the tears. Since a couple of the gang love to bring on the emotionality, I was already prepared that someone was gonna be bawling somewhere along the night. I just thought it'd happen right at the end at the goodbyes, where the opportunity for me to escape was much bigger ;) But nope, it happened when someone requested some emotional Chinese song which I totally didn't understand (Thank God) so I was there cracking stupid jokes about the funny names for the ice-cream, not realizing it was a very emo moment cuz the person was singing about farewells, I'm not sure, she could be singing about dead chickens for all I know... when suddenly a sob, sob sob and ooops, look, the whole table is now teary eyed. Aww. Which is kinda funny when the person leaving to a not-so-foreign country the next day haven't even started crying yet lol.

That's about all I guess, I'm really lazy to write any more about it. There are more pictures but because Blogger is so damn slow, I', just gonna dump it all on Friendster. Most of the pictures of that night were fucked up anyways cuz some genius (YOU KARHAO) wanted to take some so-called artistic (?) pics with soft focus or something and then forgot to change back the setting to automatic (even though you insisted you did :p), which Jac only discovered the next day along with her missing diamond thingies.